I didn't get off quite that easy, XS-Time: The ones I ordered from BikeBandit were being sold by the sleeve, not by the bearing, so I had a single bearing to split between the two rods. Luckily the crankshaft I had ordered from Ebay already had a set of them in good shape! That was probably for the best, since I really had no idea what I was doing. I am still dumbfounded by how much those bearings are going for.
I went back to the service manual to see what the process was for other ignition models, since the advice for my SH was that "adjustment is not possible" (which is clearly a load if I was able to screw it up without breaking anything), and it mentions something about a timing indicator. I borrow one of these from my dad and play around with it, eventually I find that the coil fires while the breaker point thing is in this position:
so I rotate the disc holding the points as close to this as I can (there is not enough play in it do to the mounting screws). I check the timing again, and it looks OK to me, so I take her for a spin: no stubbornness or backfiring anymore!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the help everyone! I would definitely be lost without this forum, since the most involved mechanical work I've done before this was replacing the ignition tumbler on my car! If any of you are ever in my area I think I owe you some brews
In the meantime I've only got a few weeks (or months) before the Michigan snow