...if you've ever seen a vision of the Blessed Virgin in an oil stain under your clutch rod seal...
...if you've ever sent a Hallmark card to "Mike" trying to get him to stock more 400 parts.
...if the only "300" on the back of your bike involves lowering your standards at last call...
...if you determine your need for a haircut based on how your helmet fits...
...if you don't know who this Mikuni guy was, but you're pretty sure he never kickstarted anything on a cold day...
...if you can't remember your wife's birthday, but you can remember the valve clearance specs for your bike...
...if you've ever raised a clenched fist to the sky and yelled: "D@mn, you Yamaha, d@mn you to he!!....I will have a steady idle if it kills both of us!!!"...
...if you've ever woke up from a nightmare that involved the tips of your idle mixture screws breaking off...
...if you were born in '78 and your wife was born in '79, so you refer to yourself as 'E' and her as 'F'...
...if you've written to Santa asking for a set of XS250 wire wheels with disk brakes...
...if you've ever sent a Hallmark card to "Mike" trying to get him to stock more 400 parts.
...if the only "300" on the back of your bike involves lowering your standards at last call...
...if you determine your need for a haircut based on how your helmet fits...
...if you don't know who this Mikuni guy was, but you're pretty sure he never kickstarted anything on a cold day...
...if you can't remember your wife's birthday, but you can remember the valve clearance specs for your bike...
...if you've ever raised a clenched fist to the sky and yelled: "D@mn, you Yamaha, d@mn you to he!!....I will have a steady idle if it kills both of us!!!"...
...if you've ever woke up from a nightmare that involved the tips of your idle mixture screws breaking off...
...if you were born in '78 and your wife was born in '79, so you refer to yourself as 'E' and her as 'F'...
...if you've written to Santa asking for a set of XS250 wire wheels with disk brakes...