Dude. Are you okay? If you read my comment, I wasn't attacking you. If you read my earlier comment, I was offering help in the form of a fork brace idea. You were writing escalating(ly) reactive responses to people who weren't trolling you. So that was the source of my regrettable remark about being butthurt. That and I (mistakenly) thought you were enough of a grown up to take a tiny bit of corrective jabbing that wasn't directed at your butt (see that's a bit of humor there). I was genuinely interested in what you would discover through racing one of these interesting old bikes. Now though I don't really care, because you don't seem to be genuinely interested in sharing anything.
***DANGER, MORE HUMOR COMING****
It is now apparent, obvious really, that you were recently butt raped by an actual troll from Middle Earth. The signs were all there but sometimes we just don't see the forest for the trees. I did watch this movie/documentary called "Troll Hunter" and maybe you could hire such an expert to track down and dispatch your attacker in the name of justice.